What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:57

Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why does my mom never wear underwear?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?